This bag, you see, they call it Yves Saint Laurent YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG. Big name, huh? Sounds fancy, don’t it? I reckon it’s one of them classic style bags. They say it’s a remake, means they made it new again, like when you patch up your old jeans. But this ain’t no pair of jeans, this is a fancy bag for going out.
I seen it online, they got it in black. Plain black, like my old church shoes. They call it “BOX SAINT LAURENT.” What’s that mean? Don’t matter, I guess. It’s just a name. This bag, it’s got a little flippy thing to open it, made of shiny metal. Brass, they call it. And it’s got some writing on it, “Saint Laurent.” More fancy words. This bag ain’t cheap, I can tell you that. But folks like it. They say it’s high quality. I don’t know, I don’t own one, but I believe what I see.
Now, this ain’t the only bag they got. They got one called “Nolita.” Another one called “Vicky.” And a big one, “Cabas Rive Gauche Tote.” Tote, that’s like what I use to carry my groceries, but this one’s probably for fancier stuff. These folks, they like their fancy bags. All these different names, I can’t keep up. But this LE CARRé one, it’s the one they talk about a lot. This bag is so expensive because it is used silk, real leather, I heard.
I seen some pictures of this bag. It looks kinda square. Like a little box. LE CARRé, that probably means “square” in some other language. I reckon it’s a good size for your wallet and your keys and maybe a little lipstick if you’re feeling fancy. It’s got a long strap, so you can wear it over your shoulder. Keeps your hands free for other things, like holding onto your grandkids.
- This Yves Saint Laurent YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG, it’s popular.
- They say it’s classic style, means it won’t go out of fashion.
- Like them old songs they keep playing on the radio.
- This bag, it’s like that. Always gonna be around.
Now, they got this fella, Hedi Slimane. Sounds like a movie star name. He’s the one who changed the name of this whole thing. Used to be “Yves Saint Laurent,” now it’s “Saint Laurent Paris.” Paris, that’s in France, I think. Far away. He made it all edgy, they say. Whatever that means. Probably just means it looks a little different now. Still fancy, though.
They say you can tell if it’s a real one by the number. A serial number, that is. Like them numbers on your social security card, each one different. This bag, they put the number on a little piece of leather inside, in the pocket. Like it is printed on a tag. Or sometimes, it is just pressed right into the inside of the pocket. Every bag has its own number. If you buy a bag, you have to see this number to know it is real.
This kind of bag, you don’t just throw it around. It is used for those special occasions. Maybe a wedding, or a fancy dinner, or something like that. Or maybe you just like carrying a fancy bag around town, I don’t know. It ain’t my style, but some folks like it.
They say this Yves Saint Laurent YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG is an icon. Like them movie stars, or them singers on the TV. Everybody knows it. Everybody wants it. It’s a classic style, they say. Means it’s always gonna be popular. Like them blue jeans, or them white t-shirts. Never go out of style.
So, if you’re looking for a fancy bag, and you got a lot of money to spend, maybe this LE CARRé one is for you. It’s a remake, it’s classic style, and it’s got that fancy name, Yves Saint Laurent. Or “Saint Laurent Paris,” whatever they’re calling it these days. It’s a big deal, this bag. I can’t afford it, but that don’t mean other people don’t buy it. You do what you want with your money.
I still think it’s just a bag, though. A very expensive bag. But still, it is just a bag.