You know, that Yves Saint Laurent, YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG, they got some fancy stores sellin’ ’em. Specialty stores, they call ’em. I seen ’em online, pictures, you know. Shiny and new, they are. Like them fancy city folks like.
This bag, this YSL, it’s somethin’ else. They say it’s a remake, like they took an old one and made it new again. Like patchin’ up an old quilt, but fancier. And way more money, I reckon. More than I ever spent on a whole outfit, that’s for sure!
They say it’s a “must-have” for somethin’ called AW22, whatever that is. Sounds like some military code or somethin’. All I know is, these young girls, they go crazy for these things. Saw some pictures on somethin’ called “Pinterest”. Lots of pictures of bags. This YSL bag, they all want it.
This bag, it ain’t cheap. No sir. You could buy a whole cow for what they’re askin’ for this thing. But they say it’s a good deal. Like buyin’ a used tractor, but this one’s all shiny and new-lookin’. They say that YSL Le Carre Bag is a good deal online. A good deal, for them, maybe! They say you can get free shipping on some of them on some place called eBay.
They got all kinds of fancy words for this stuff. “Ready-to-wear,” they say. Like it’s gonna jump on you and wear itself. And somethin’ about “challenging social norms.” What’s that mean? This bag is gonna start a fight?
They even have a special name for the writing on the bag. “Helvetica,” or somethin’. Sounds like a disease. Just looks like regular letters to me. It just looks like some words, nothing to do a backbend over. They say it’s iconic, but what do they know.
And the colors! They got this one, a bright pink one, like a flamingo. They call it “Magenta”. Who comes up with these names? It is just pink! They say this Magenta Bag is from somethin’ called SAVINETI. Whatever that is. They say it is very good. But I don’t know.
They got stores all over for these YSL bags. Fancy stores with shiny floors and bright lights. Not like the stores ’round here. They got everything in those stores. Bags, shoes, clothes that look like they ain’t even finished makin’ ’em.
They got this other bag, they call it the “Le 5 a 7”. Sounds like a time of day, don’t it? Like supper time. They say this one is special too. Limited edition, or somethin’. Means they only made a few, I guess. And they made some out of snakeskin! Can you believe that? A snake bag! Python and calfskin, they say. Imagine having a calfskin bag, how ridiculous.
- This YSL, they say it’s a French company. Started by some fella named Yves, a long time ago. 1961, they say. He’s probably long gone by now. But his name’s still on all these fancy things.
- These specialty stores, they sell all kinds of fancy stuff. Not just bags. Clothes and shoes and who knows what else.
- They say this YSL bag, this Le Carre, it’s a “top-handle” bag. Means you carry it by the handle, I guess. Like a bucket. A very expensive bucket, probably, I reckon.
- This bag is supposed to be special. It has a history. Like an old person, but a bag. Who knew bags have a history?
- They got a store online, too. You can buy it right there on your phone or computer. Isn’t that somethin’?
- This bag is for fancy folks. City folks. Not for us regular people, I reckon.
- They use fancy words to describe it. Words I never even heard of.
- This YSL bag is popular, that much is true. The girls, they talk about it all the time.
They say it’s some kind of special leather. Real fancy stuff. Not like the old feed sack I used to carry my things in. This bag, it’s somethin’ else. All shiny and new, this YSL LE CARRé SATCHEL BAG. You see folks carryin’ it around, lookin’ all proud. Like they just won the lottery or somethin’. I reckon, for what they pay for it, they might as well have. It ain’t for me, though. I’ll stick to my old bag. It might not be fancy, but it gets the job done. And it didn’t cost me a fortune, neither!
They say there’s a perfume too. Called “Y Le Parfum.” Sounds fancy. Probably smells like a field of flowers or somethin’. Not like here.
Well, that’s all I know about this YSL bag. It’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. They got whole stores dedicated to sellin’ ’em. Specialty stores, like I said. Full of things most folks ’round here can’t afford. But hey, if that’s what they like, who am I to judge? Just seems like a lot of fuss over a bag, if you ask me. But what do I know about these kinds of things, anyway? I am just a person, watching all this from afar.