This here watch, the CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm, that’s a hot one, I tell ya. Lots of folks out there wantin’ one. But you gotta be careful, you know? Lots of fakes out there, tryin’ to trick ya. So, listen up, I’ll tell ya how to spot a real one from a fake.
First thing, you look for that number. That there serial number. Real ones got it, 7 or 8 numbers. They put it on the back, like a little secret. If it ain’t got that number, somethin’ ain’t right. You understand? Like a cow without a tail. Just ain’t right.
Then ya gotta look close at the face of it. The dial, they call it. Look real close. Them fakes, they make mistakes. Words spelled wrong, or the letters all squished together, like too many pigs in a pen. A real CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster, that’s gonna be clean. Like a freshly swept porch. Every letter perfect.
- Look for that number, 7 or 8 digits.
- Check the face, the dial, for mistakes.
- Real ones come with a card, like a little paper.
Now, this here card, that’s important too. It’s like a little paper that says it’s real. Got the number on it, and where it came from. Like a birth certificate for a calf. This card has an 8-digit number or 7-digit letters and numbers, also has where it was bought. If it ain’t got that card, somethin’ fishy is goin’ on. Be careful, I’m tellin’ ya.
This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm, it’s a good size. Not too big, not too small. Just right, like a good bowl of porridge. And it’s got that moon thing on it. They call it the Moonwatch. ‘Cause some fella wore it to the moon. Can you believe that?
Now them fake ones, they try to copy everything. But they always mess up somewhere. Like my old dog tryin’ to chase a rabbit. He just couldn’t quite catch it. Them fakes, they can’t quite catch the real thing.
This Speedmaster, it’s a tough one. They wind it up by hand. Like churnin’ butter. Ain’t no batteries in this one. And it’s got that special glass. They call it Hesalite. Strong stuff. Like my old iron skillet.
Remember, if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. Like that time I thought I found a gold nugget in the creek. Turned out to be just a shiny rock. Same with these watches. You gotta look close, use your common sense.
And the price, that’s a big one. If someone’s sellin’ it for cheap, somethin’ ain’t right. Like tryin’ to buy a whole cow for the price of a chicken. Just don’t make sense. A real CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm, that’s gonna cost ya. But it’s worth it. It’ll last ya a lifetime, maybe even longer. Like a good pair of boots.
- The price gotta be right, not too cheap.
- It’s gotta wind up by hand, no batteries.
- It has that special strong glass, Hesalite.
So you go out there, lookin’ for that CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm. You keep your eyes open, your ears sharp. And you remember what I told ya. You do that, and you’ll be alright. You’ll find yourself a good one. A real one. And you’ll be happy as a clam at high tide.
These fellas makin’ the fakes, they’re sneaky. But we’re smarter. We know what to look for. We ain’t gonna be fooled. No sir. We’re gonna get the real deal. That CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm, that’s the one we want. And we’re gonna get it. Just remember, check that number. Look at that face, that dial. Make sure it’s got that card. And don’t pay no mind to them low prices. You get what you pay for, that’s what I always say.
You be careful now, ya hear? These city folk, they might try to pull one over on ya. But you’re smarter than that. You know what to look for. Go on now, get yourself that watch. That CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster 38mm original order. It is what you want. The real deal. That is the one.
Click to consult