Well, well, well, look what we got here. Patek Philippe, huh? Fancy name. Sounds like somethin’ you’d find in one of them city shops. This here’s about that PP Calatrava 5227R-001. Yeah, that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I’ll tell ya what I see about this watch and how you gonna get it.
This Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R-001, they say it’s somethin’ special. Rose gold, whatever that is. Looks kinda reddish, I reckon. Like a penny that’s been sittin’ out in the sun too long. But shiny, I’ll give it that. It’s 39mm, that is not too big not too small. Just like the size you put on your wrist. Good for men, I suppose.
They say this thing is a “Remake”. That means someone made it look like the old one. Don’t know why they’d do that, but folks like old things, I guess. Even if it ain’t really old. This one came out in 2013, they told me. Not that old, really. Just over ten years or so. So you are not buying some old stuff, it’s new. But looks old. That is a good thing I guess.
Now, you wanna talk about buyin’ one of these Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R-001. If you want to get it, you gonna need a whole lot of money. I heard it costs more than a good field of corn. These things ain’t cheap, no sir. If you only have a couple of bucks, forget about it! You can’t get this!
They got all these numbers for this watch, too. 5227R-001, that’s the main one, I reckon. Like a cow’s brand, so you know which one you’re gettin’. There are lots of these watches, different kinds. But this one is 5227R-001. You need to remember this if you want this watch. Don’t go to the shop and say you want a watch. They will be confused! You say, I want 5227R-001!
- 39 mm, that’s how big around it is.
- 9.24 mm, that’s how thick it is. Not too thick I guess.
- 30 m, that’s how deep in the water you can take it, they say. I wouldn’t try it. Water ruins almost everything.
You see them fancy watches in the movies. This Patek Philippe, it’s like that. Shiny, expensive, probably tells the time good, too. But mostly, it’s just shiny and expensive.
They make a big deal about the back of this watch, too. Got some kinda special glass, they say. “Sapphire crystal” somethin’ or other. And a cover, too. Like a little door on the back. I don’t know what you’d need that for. Maybe to hide somethin’? They say it’s “invisibly-hinged”. That means you can’t see the hinge. Good for not getting caught on your clothes I guess.
They say it got “jewels” inside. Not the kind you wear, though. Somethin’ about how it works. 27 of ’em, they say. And some number, 30-255. Probably important if you’re gonna buy one. And 28,800 vph, don’t know what that is. It’s some machine thing I guess. And 66 hours, that is how long it can work without you doing anything. You know, like those old clocks you gotta wind up. This one, you don’t do it that often. Only after 66 hours. That is good. Who wants to wind up a clock every day?
Now, where you gonna find one of these Patek Philippe 5227R-001? Well, I ain’t seen ’em down at the general store. You need to find a special shop. City folks got them kind of shop. Big, fancy ones. Probably got a fella in a suit standin’ by the door. You need to ask them, can I get a Patek Philippe 5227R-001 here? They might say yes or no. If they say no, go to another one.
But remember what I said, this ain’t gonna be cheap. This is a Patek Philippe. This 5227R-001, it’s gonna cost ya. But if you got the money, and you want somethin’ shiny and fancy, well, this might be the thing for ya. It’s like buyin’ a whole new tractor, I imagine. A real fancy one, with all the bells and whistles. If you have that much money, just give it to me! I can find better use than a watch!
So there ya have it. That’s what I know about this Patek Philippe Calatrava 5227R-001. It’s a watch. A fancy one. Costs a lot. Looks kinda like an old one, but it ain’t. If you really want one, you can go get it. But I say, save your money and get somethin’ useful. Like a good pair of boots. Or a new chicken coop. That is it, now go on, get outta here. I got chores to do.