This here story is about them High imitation Rolex Black Submariner, you know, them fancy watches. I heard folks talkin’ ’bout them in town, sayin’ they’re a real big deal. Seems like everybody and their brother wants one these days. So I thought I’d tell ya what I know, just like I’d tell it to my neighbor Mildred over the fence.
Now, these Rolex watches, they’re somethin’ else. Shiny and expensive. But these here are “high imitation,” which means they ain’t the real deal, but they look close enough to fool ya. They call it the Black Submariner. Sounds kinda like a fish, don’t it? But it ain’t no fish, it’s a watch, a fancy one at that. These fake Rolex watches. They look just like the real thing. But the real ones, they are very expensive. Too much for me.
I heard some fellas talkin’ ’bout how to tell if one of these Rolex Submariner is real or not. They was sayin’ somethin’ ’bout “solid end links.” I don’t know what that means, sounds like a chain, I reckon. And somethin’ ’bout “clasp engravings.” Like writin’ on the little hooky thing that closes the watchband, I suppose. If you want a Rolex Black Submariner, you gotta watch out for these things. It is important, you see. They is tricky, very very tricky.
Some folks, they don’t care if it’s real or not. They just want that shiny thing on their wrist. And these high imitation ones, they’re a lot cheaper. You can buy them at some of those specialty stores. I don’t go to them stores, but I hear they is full of these things. Just be careful, you hear? Don’t go spendin’ your money on somethin’ that ain’t what it says it is. These Rolex Black Submariner specialty stores are every place now. They want your money, you know.
- These fake ones, they ain’t made with the good stuff.
- Real Rolex, they got some weight to ’em.
- Fake ones, they’re lighter, like a feather almost.
- Real ones use good metal.
Now, Mildred’s boy, he got one of them high imitation Rolex Black Submariner. He thinks he’s somethin’ special now. Walks around town like he owns the place. I told Mildred, I said, “Mildred, that boy of yours is gonna get himself in trouble, showin’ off like that.” She just sighed and said, “Boys will be boys.”
But I tell ya what, if you’re gonna get one of these Rolex Black Submariner, real or fake, you better know what you’re lookin’ at. The real ones, they got all sorts of little marks on ’em. Like a secret code, almost. Rolex logo, they say. And something called “Geneve,” and “Swiss Made.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? And a number, a “bracelet reference number.” Like every one of ’em is special. These details are important for the Rolex Black Submariner. You must pay attention to them.
These fake ones, they try to copy all that, but it ain’t the same. Like when you try to copy a recipe from a cookbook, but you ain’t got all the right ingredients. It don’t come out right. These Rolex Black Submariner specialty stores sell a lot of them. But they is not real. They is just for show.
I seen a man once, he was tryin’ to sell one of these Rolex Submariner on the street corner. He had a whole box of ’em. Said they was real, but I could tell they wasn’t. The way he was talkin’, all nervous-like. And the watches, they just didn’t look right. Too shiny, maybe. Like a new penny. The Rolex Black Submariner, they is not supposed to be too shiny. Not like that, anyway.
- If you are lookin’ for a real Rolex, you gotta be careful.
- There’s lots of fakes out there.
- You don’t want to get tricked.
- Especially them Rolex Black Submariner specialty stores.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout gettin’ one of these high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, just remember what I told ya. Be careful. Don’t go throwin’ your money away. And don’t go thinkin’ you’re somethin’ special just ’cause you got one on your wrist. It ain’t the watch that makes the man, it’s what’s inside. That’s what I always say. These specialty stores, they don’t care about that. They just want to sell you stuff. I don’t trust them, no sir.
And if you see Mildred’s boy, tell him I said to be careful. He’s gonna learn the hard way, I reckon. These Rolex Black Submariner, they can be trouble, real or not. It is best to just wear a normal watch. That is what I do. I don’t need no fancy watch to tell the time.
Well, that’s all I got to say ’bout them high imitation Rolex Black Submariner specialty stores. Just be careful out there, ya hear? The world is full of folks tryin’ to trick ya. Don’t be one of the ones gettin’ tricked. That’s all I gotta say about that. Keep your eyes open, and don’t be fooled. That’s the best advice I can give ya.