Well, let me tell you about this here watch, the CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Skywalker X-33. It’s a real fancy piece of work, but I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it before. Reminds me of them new-fangled gadgets folks is always carryin’ around.
This here watch, they call it a “classic style.” Now, I don’t know ’bout all that, but it sure does look spiffy. It’s got that big ol’ round face, kinda like the moon on a clear night. It’s got them numbers, you know, so you can tell the time, plain as day. And it’s got them little hands that go ’round and ’round. One for the hour, one for the minutes. Just like the old clock my old man used to have on the wall. But that old thing had numbers going all around. This one, some are missing. Go figure.
- It’s got a black face. Black as coal.
- Them hands is white. Easy to see.
Now, this here watch, it ain’t just for tellin’ time, no sir. It’s got all sorts of other doohickeys on it. It has a screen, like a little tiny tv, right there on the face. Shows all kinds of numbers and letters. They call it a “digital display” I reckon. What will they think of next?
They say this watch is somethin’ special. Supposed to be like the ones them astronaut fellas wear when they go up to the moon. Now, I ain’t never been to the moon myself, but I reckon it’s a mighty long way from here. I seen them on the picture show, walkin’ around up there in them big white suits. This watch, well I reckon it would look good on one of them. It would look right at home up in space I reckon.
This here Speedmaster X-33 Skywalker, that’s a mouthful, ain’t it? They say it’s made of some fancy metal. Titanium, they call it. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them space movies. Strong stuff, I suppose. Gotta be, to go all the way to the moon and back. They say it is grade 2, whatever that means. I don’t know nothin’ about grades, cept for the ones at school, and I left that long ago.
This watch also has a “bezel ring,” they call it. It’s that ring around the face. It’s black and shiny, like a crow’s wing. Fancy stuff, I tell ya. I reckon it is made of ceramic. Like them plates grandma used to have. But black. Never seen a black plate before. Times are changin’ I reckon.
- Titanium, they say. Strong stuff.
- Black ceramic bezel. Shiny like a crow’s wing.
This Omega watch, it ain’t cheap, I can tell ya that much. Cost more than a month’s worth of groceries, I bet. But I reckon if you’re goin’ to the moon, you need a good watch. Can’t be late for supper, even in space, right? They say it needs a battery. Lasts for two years. That’s a long time. Longer than them batteries in my radio. And this one is special. “Thermo-compensated” they say. Keeps it runnin’ good in the hot and cold I reckon. And precise. More precise than a butcher weighin’ meat.
They say this watch, it’s got somethin’ called a “movement.” Sounds like somethin’ my old bones do when I get up in the mornin’. But this here movement, it’s what makes the watch tick. They say it’s a “quartz movement.” I don’t know nothin about rocks, but I reckon it is a special kind of rock. And it is “multi-functional”. Does more than just tell time. Like a swiss army knife, but fancier.
This here CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Skywalker X-33 Classic Style, it’s a real piece of work. It is 45mm, they say. Bigger than my thumb, that’s for sure. It is a wonder of modern times, I reckon. But I still like my old clock on the wall. It don’t need no batteries, and it tells the time just fine. It don’t go to the moon, but neither do I. This watch is sure somethin’ else. It’s a real head-scratcher, but it sure is pretty to look at. And if you’re lookin’ for a watch that’s been to the moon and back, well, this here might just be the one for you. Just don’t ask me to explain all them buttons and numbers. I’m just a simple person, but I know a good watch when I see one. I just ain’t never seen one like this here Omega Speedmaster X-33 before. And that’s the truth.
This is the ultimate Omega X33 Speedmaster review. If you are thinking about buying, you better read this. It’s a good watch. A real good watch. They even made a special one, all about the sun, called it “Solar Impulse”. Fancy name. Fancy watch.
This watch, people like it. They wear it all the time. Even in space. That’s what they say anyway. This CopyOMEGA Ω Speedmaster Skywalker X-33, it is the real deal. If you got the money, and you want a fancy watch, this one is for you. It is a classic, just like they say. I still don’t know what half them words mean, but it is a good watch. A real good watch.